I’m sure he’d be proud too

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things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

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team I’m the ugly friend but it’s good bc I’m funny and chill

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pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

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you know whats gross

that people w penises are generally v v educated about their bodies as kids like they know exactly whats gonna happen

but like for me i had no idea what vaginal discharge was and when i started getting it in 5th grade i was fucking petrified and i hear so many stories about little girls thinking that theyre dying because no one told them what a period was

idk thats just really fucking shitty that female anatomy is so taboo that we cant even properly educate kids

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My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

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I’m never taking it off


I’m never taking it off

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White privilege is finding your name on a Coke bottle

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